Learned Lessons on How to Stay Sane
Being a U.P. student it is normal to experience the Hell Week. I had my share of hell this past week. And I learned several lessons...here they are...
Never--I mean never, volunteer to do the photocopying for the whole class. Especially if that class is not your block. Meaning your classmates for that subject do not know you personally. Those classmates can be easily fooled you know. They will have a notion that you are super responsible and they will choose you to be the leader of your class if ever the need occurs.
Be discreet and do not attract too much attention to yourself. If you can, try not to be the highest during the exams. Well, being the highest is a good thing, what follows afterwards is not.
Do not joke too much with the teacher. Serious responsibilty is underway if you get too much comfortable with the teacher. hehe...
Do not volunteer to be the leader. (NEVER DO THIS!!!! You'll hate yourself afterwards...)
Do not initiate. I've learned that having the first moves is heavy for the pocket, especially for my cellphone load. I usually connect with my groupmates through text, and there is no such thing as an absolute free text. Also, sometimes, you have to call them.
Cherish your PE classes. Especially if they do not force you to pass papers and review for an examination. They can ba good stress reliefs so that you won't have to resort to smoking (ehem!).
Choose at least one teacher that doesn't attend his class but is generous enough to give you a 1.5 at the very least. CAUTION: Do this on GE subjects only. Future knowledge will be at risk if abused.
Do not choose a 7am class if you have a magnetic attraction to your bed. Especially the one that gives a quiz and a graded recitation every class. Might as well suffer the pains of late registration than a whole semester of this. Believe me! On my case, I WAS really forced to attend my 7am class becasue there is an incentive to those who will have a complete attendance. I'm proud to say that I'm one of them.
Do not encourage your teacher to do some extra activity for the class. By extra, I mean exhibits, exhibits and exhibits. If ever your teacher will have the notion of such, discourage him as much as possible the moment the idea is conceived.
Rallies are a very good excuse to skip class. But do this only if you are dense enough and if you are good at doing reaction papers at least 2 pages long/short. Recently, we have been told to pass a paper of 8-10 pages as a substitute for an exam that we want to postpone. Personally, I do not know if we have outwitted our professor at this. Oh well, what's done is done.
Go to the mall as much as possible during those times of the semester that the teachers are still comprehending the torture techniques and devices that they will use on the students. The memories of such escapades are useful when you are tied, voluntarily or not, to your desk facing a laptop.
Install as much games as you can on your computer. Aside from smoking and P.E. classes, they are good strees reliefs too. However, never share your password to all your associates in your place ( in my case, dormitory). Because if you do this, the password will lose its value and use. For my part, it's alright to share because I have nice roommates and dormmates (*wink). What if one day you realize that your password is no longer working because somebody change it? tsk, tsk. That would be bad right?
Do not, again, DO NOT, do an entire research paper alone and in a single night. Sanity is in great danger if you do this. This, is largely connected to...
...sleep is an essential part of being human. Although by sleeping we seem to waste hours of our precious time, it is very important in preventing headaches and episodes of studipity. Papers and exams are the usual culprits that hinders us from recognizing the value of sleeping. But believe me...sleeping is there for a reason...*faints


